How to play.
The one rule that matters. Learn the controls before you step onto the mat.
Updated November 14, 2026 · Independent fan guide
Listen for the whole instruction
Only follow a command when it begins with ‘Suzy says’. If those words are missing, stay still. Wait for the complete sentence before deciding what to do. The examples here explain the rule rather than quote an exact script.
Get comfortable with the controls
Use W, A, S and D to move, the mouse to look, Space to jump, and C to crouch. Click inside the player to give it keyboard focus. Fullscreen gives you more room to look around.
Build a habit
Listen, decide, then move. Find your bearings before rushing away from the mat. If an instruction surprises you, pause your movement long enough to hear it clearly.